I love when boys ask for my number bc it’s like they get all excited bc they think they’re about to get w me and it’s like no little fucker I’m about to crush your soul
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
The Weeknd - Often
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
Drugs Under The Microscope
Anne Sexton (via observando)